Tag Archives: Weight loss

I’m hiring! Principals only need apply.

I can’t remember if it was Nick or Shon who said this, but after spending a day helping me organize my house, one of them indicated that I could use a “handler”. And I can’t say that I disagree. Sooooo….I’m hiring! For … Continue reading

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Bikinis: A Privilege, Not a Right

Yeah, so I am a bad feminist. A real, REAL bad feminist. And, apparently, a bad grammarian as well. Let me get to the point…this whole “the only thing you need to do to have a bikini body is put … Continue reading

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This is my life right now. Though I’d never admit to it in writing.

“NO EATING AFTER 8 PM!” About a week ago, I instituted this rule for everyone living in my house. (Please note: I am the only one who lives in my house.) I think not eating after 6 or 7 is a … Continue reading

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How Becoming a Vegetarian Helped Me Realize That EVERYONE Needs Accountability Partners

Even though the week for the Weekly Writing Challenge: From Mundane to Meaningful on WordPress has passed, I believe that this post is quite appropriate for that challenge. It is 12:01 a.m. on Friday, August 31st and I’m indulging in a … Continue reading

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What a Wonderful Whole New World

I’ll let you decide which of these is a more appropriate song to headline this post. Not too long ago, I heard about this blogging contest called the “Create a World” contest. I immediately thought to myself, “I should enter … Continue reading

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Guaranteed weight loss! Follow these 10 easy steps!

Tired of paying for unsuccessful weight loss gimmicks? That Acai berry stuff not working for you? Then try these ten easy steps! This method has proven results and I guarantee that it will work for you as well as it … Continue reading

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