Tag Archives: sleep

Let’s talk about STRESS, ba-by…

I know I’ve been M.I.A. for a while, but I’m back for a minute so let’s get this party started. First, do you know what stress is? I do. I’ve had a front row seat to it for the past … Continue reading

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These are the things that keep me up at night.

I wonder why nobody but me seems to have ice cream dreams? I just popped wide awake and it’s barely 4 a.m. I wonder if I told people that I dreamt that I was grocery shopping with my uncle for … Continue reading

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5 – 7 signs that I worked entirely too hard this week

If I were to keep a journal, my entries might look something like this… Monday, p.m.: My eyeliner has moved. And I don’t mean my eyeliner pencil has moved, I mean the eyeliner on my face has moved. When I … Continue reading

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Ice Cream Dreams?

So here’s the deal — I have pretty vivid dreams. One of my exes used to call them “ice cream dreams” because he remembered that my craziest dreams would occur when I had eaten ice cream that day. And they would be … Continue reading

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New Year’s Resolutions (2011)

      I’m sharing these with the world so you can hold me accountable. If you catch me not doing this stuff in 2011, please call me out on it.                1) Check … Continue reading

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