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Please get your nose and your mouth out of my shopping cart!

I long for a judgment-free grocery shopping experience. There have been entirely too many instances recently where I left the grocery store feeling…I don’t know…weird. About a month ago, I was in the checkout line when the lady in front … Continue reading

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5 Things That I Totally Did NOT Do This Week

1) I totally did NOT sit at my desk at work and turn up an almost empty bag of Cheetos to make sure I got all the crumbs, miss my mouth COMPLETELY, and pour the crumbs all down the front of … Continue reading

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The Case Against Infinitely Drinking Age*

*The names have been changed to protect the stupid. I need your help with this one. Here’s the situation: While doing some Easter shopping a couple of months ago, I stop in a store that we’ll call “Infinitely Drinking Age”.  … Continue reading

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