Category Archives: Life

This week, I didn’t eat my earrings. Twice.

I mean, I came close but I didn’t actually swallow them. You see, sometimes when I’m in a hurry, I’ll grab some studs and my daily vitamins and drop them in my pocket or throw them in my purse as … Continue reading

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I can’t be the only one…

I can’t be the only one… …who doesn’t like a whole lotta stuff in their stuff.  What happened to the days of the banana nut muffin? Why these days do folks offer you gluten-free, dairy-free, banana nut quinoa encrusted kale … Continue reading

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Let’s talk about STRESS, ba-by…

I know I’ve been M.I.A. for a while, but I’m back for a minute so let’s get this party started. First, do you know what stress is? I do. I’ve had a front row seat to it for the past … Continue reading

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Foolishness Overload!

  Hey! Remember me? Just stopping in to say “Hi” and “I miss you”. So…Hi. I miss you. My life has been extra foolish lately so I decided to take a step back from a few things. But don’t worry. I … Continue reading

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4 Things I Learned During the 2014 Holiday Season

1) When playing Scrabble SLAM with the fam….wait…don’t play Scrabble SLAM with the fam. And if you decide to, don’t start the game with words like “jump”. Or “very”. Because you can only change one letter at a time, you will … Continue reading

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Kickin’ it With My Homies – The Foolishness Chronicles, Part 4

“The Hawk.” That was my homie last week. For those of you who don’t know, urbandictionary.com defines “The Hawk” as “What black people call the wind — especially in Chicago.” So here’s the scene. I was in Costco looking for some … Continue reading

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I’m sitting here with a mouthful of butter

Today is the four year anniversary of Magnet for Foolishness…get excited! I thought my 100th post would coincide with this anniversary, but something I wrote elsewhere went quasi-viral (is that a thing?) so I decided to post it here, too, … Continue reading

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