Author Archives: Magnet for Foolishness

About Magnet for Foolishness

Resident of the DMV…and my incessant thoughts. Always hungry. Comedy craver. Ice cream freak. Reality TV show junkie. Slightly opinionated. Rarely wrong. Part Lisa Simpson. Part Sue Sylvester. Part Meredith Grey. Renowned chef and baker…avid gardener…pet lover…sometimes liar. Effortlessly forgetful. Always hungry. Blindly hopeful. Easily embarrassed (NOT). Eerily observant. Searching for something. Disregarding parallelism. Chronically tardy. Ruthlessly impatient. Surprisingly affectionate. Unnecessarily long-winded.

The Magnet is Gone Fishin’!

  Effective immediately (and by immediately, I mean since December) I will be on indefinite hiatus. I’m sure you’ve probably figured that out by now. Funny thing is I thought I posted this back in January, but clearly I didn’t! … Continue reading

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This week, I didn’t eat my earrings. Twice.

I mean, I came close but I didn’t actually swallow them. You see, sometimes when I’m in a hurry, I’ll grab some studs and my daily vitamins and drop them in my pocket or throw them in my purse as … Continue reading

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Guest Post: The Top One Reason Why Living By Yourself Sux Sometimes

Originally posted on CILNmedia:
Can I Laugh Now? *Encouraging you to see the humor in life’s embarrassing moments. “Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that your brothers throughout the world are undergoing the same kind of…

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I can’t be the only one…

I can’t be the only one… …who doesn’t like a whole lotta stuff in their stuff.  What happened to the days of the banana nut muffin? Why these days do folks offer you gluten-free, dairy-free, banana nut quinoa encrusted kale … Continue reading

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Let’s talk about STRESS, ba-by…

I know I’ve been M.I.A. for a while, but I’m back for a minute so let’s get this party started. First, do you know what stress is? I do. I’ve had a front row seat to it for the past … Continue reading

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Foolishness Overload!

  Hey! Remember me? Just stopping in to say “Hi” and “I miss you”. So…Hi. I miss you. My life has been extra foolish lately so I decided to take a step back from a few things. But don’t worry. I … Continue reading

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4 Things I Learned During the 2014 Holiday Season

1) When playing Scrabble SLAM with the fam….wait…don’t play Scrabble SLAM with the fam. And if you decide to, don’t start the game with words like “jump”. Or “very”. Because you can only change one letter at a time, you will … Continue reading

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