Over the past week, I’ve found myself having to make a lot of adult decisions. And these things have been nagging at my conscience for quite a while. So I’m glad they’re finally resolved.
I have decided that…..
….I WILL NOT be cold in my own home. I don’t subscribe to the school of thought that you can just put on more layers until you warm up. I’m an adult. I have a job. Which means I get a paycheck. So I’m running my heat. And I will pay the bill when they send it. If I remember.
….I WILL NOT be hot in my own home. I don’t subscribe to the school of thought that you can just strip down until you cool off. I’m an adult. I have a job. Which means I get a paycheck. So I’m running my air conditioner. And I will pay the bill when they send it. If I remember.
….I don’t like smells. I was fighting this one, but I just can’t deny it anymore. I don’t like it when they try to upsell me and turn my massage into an aromatherapy session. Why would I pay an extra $12-$15 to smell something? I just want the stupid massage. And I almost punched a lady at the nail salon for using that spray can nail dryer. I had to catch myself because…well…it is a nail salon. And it is nail dryer. But it smells like ozone. And I don’t like it.
….if my stomach starts to hurt and I think about getting Pepto-Bismol, its ok to reach for a Dr. Pepper instead. The fizz is usually sufficient to help settle my stomach. And it has “Dr.” in the name…so why not?
….the dryer eats socks. And I really, truly, hand-on-the-Bible, believe this. Well, my hand isn’t on an actual Bible because mine is in the car. But my hand is on my BlackBerry. And I downloaded the Bible app.
….since the dryer eats socks, as long as I can find two that are clean and in the same family (and by family, I mean the same style) it’s totally acceptable if they don’t match (and by match, I mean the same color).
BTW, it was purely coincidental that these socks were the only ones that made it out of the dryer alive that day.
(On another note, skee-wee my sorors…skee-wee 😉 )
If you had to make any tough decisions this week, I’d love to hear about them……