Tag Archives: sleep

These are the things that keep me up at night.

Posted on February 8, 2012 by

I wonder why nobody but me seems to have ice cream dreams? I just popped wide awake and it’s barely 4 a.m. I wonder if I told people that I dreamt that I was grocery shopping with my uncle for … Continue reading →

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5 – 7 signs that I worked entirely too hard this week

Posted on January 26, 2012 by

If I were to keep a journal, my entries might look something like this… Monday, p.m.: My eyeliner has moved. And I don’t mean my eyeliner pencil has moved, I mean the eyeliner on my face has moved. When I … Continue reading →

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Ice Cream Dreams?

Posted on May 13, 2011 by

So here’s the deal — I have pretty vivid dreams. One of my exes used to call them “ice cream dreams” because he remembered that my craziest dreams would occur when I had eaten ice cream that day. And they would be … Continue reading →

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New Year’s Resolutions (2011)

Posted on December 30, 2010 by

      I’m sharing these with the world so you can hold me accountable. If you catch me not doing this stuff in 2011, please call me out on it.                1) Check … Continue reading →

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